i was going off the fact that justin bieber doesn’t even have a tumblr so the fact that i have 17 followers more than justin bieber means i am obviously famous ok. how dare you try to knock me off my high horse
you’re* you’re* you’re* the fact that you managed to mess that up 3 times in a single message is rather embarrassing on your part. let’s be honest, did you really think you could bring down my self esteem by sending me a badly worded message? i have an amazingly high follower count (grand total of 17 as of today) and that is more than enough to tell me i am a sexy fuck. i am way too famous to be dealing with your insignificance. go bother someone else less famous than me
if it didn’t work out the first time it won’t work out the second time
LOL? what do you expect to achieve by telling me you don’t find me attractive anyway? first of all, you’re probably a guy with a smaller penis than mine since mine is massive. second of all, i have crystal clear skin so my confidence is through the roof. if you honestly think you can break down my self confidence by sending me some crude messages through tumblr, you are god awful wrong.
i want to get married at mcdonalds with juvenile - back that ass up playing in the background so all the bridesmaids can twerk aww yeah perf wedding fsho!!11
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard not to let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today my mom asked me if i wanted rice or noodles and i just fucking lost it. i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do an interview with TMZ yet, but this is the year. 2013 is my year